"You drool in your sleep". -Annabeth Chase
"Baby I invented scrawny" -Leo Valdez
"You sir are a ray of sunshine" -Persassy aka Percy (Perseus) Jackson
"Bob says hello" -Percy Jackson
"Your uncle, has always had a flair for dramatic exits. I think he would've done well as the god of theater." Poseidon
"I am impertinent." - Persassy
"So what now?" Annabeth asked. "Sleep?" Grover and I looked at each other and grinned. We both held up our green plastic LotusCash cards. "Playtime." I said. -Persassy
"Poseidon. Earthshaker, Stormbringer, Father of Horses. Hail, Perseus Jackson, Son of the Sea God." - Chiron
"Persassiness is supreme and it will one day rule the literature universe" - Leyra K.
"Well, it is, along with gladiator fighting and Pac-Man, one of the greatest games ever invented by humans. I would expect all civilized young men to know the rules."- Mr. D aka Dionysus
"Dreams like a podcast, downloading truth in my ears. They tell me cool stuff" - Fred aka Apollo
"Green grass breaks through snow. Artemis pleads for my help. I am so awesome" - Apollo
"Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoë said. "We should eat while we can" Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?" Zoë blinked. "Yes. What is funny?" "Nothing" Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam french fries." Even Thalia smiled at that. " And I need to use the dam restroom." Maybe it was the fact we were so tired and strung out emotionally, but I started cracking up, and Thalia and Grover joined in, while Zoë just looked at us. "I do not understand." "And I want to use the dam water fountain" Grover said. "And..." Thalia tried to catch her breath. "I want to buy a dam T-shirt." - Thalia Grace, Grover Underwood, Zoë Nightshade, and Persassy
"Ares" Poseidon interrupted. "They are worthy heroes. We will not blast my son to bits." "Nor my daughter," Zeus grumbled. "She has done well"- Zeus and Poseidon.
"So," I said glumly. "We're going to get a ride from your brother, huh?" Artemis's silver eyes gleamed. "Yes, boy. You see, Bianca di Angelo is not the only one with an annoying brother. It's time for you to meet my irresponsible twin, Apollo." - Artemis
"Families are messy. Immortal families are eternally messy. Sometimes the best we can do is to remind each other that we're related, for better or worse… and try to keep the maiming and killing to a minimum" - Hermes
"All those stations, and you turn on National Geographic. Are you insane?" "It's interesting" - Sassabeth and Percy Jackson
"Die, human! Die, silly polluting nasty person!” - Grover Underwood
"Behold, the gods chosen beverage! Tremble before the horror of Diet Coke!" - Persassy
"You hit the lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush." - Percy Jackson
"With great power, comes a great need to take a nap. Wake me up later" _ Nico Di angelo
“Can we just call them storm spirits?,Venti makes them sound like evil espresso drinks.” - Leo Valdez