​ Chapter IV: Hogwarts' Worst Teacher Like, Ever!

Rainbow Dash POV

When I woke up my Quidditch team was around me. “What happened?” I asked.

“You fainted.” said Twilight, deadpanning and just barely resisting the urge to face palm. (One look at her wrist and I knew she just barely escaped the face palming urge.)

“Omigosh! No. No. No NO!” I screamed, realizing what Umbridge just did. Then I started cussing.

“What's wrong?”asked a terrified Fluttershy, as I rarely said such language; athough she knew it wasn't directed at her.

“Read this!” I wailed.

“Somepony tell me this didn't just happen!” gasped Sonata as she read the paper that I handed her.

“It did happen, sugarcube.” soothed AJ.

“UGH!! THat. Evil. Twit. Of. a. Woman!” I yelled at the top of my lungs, crossly.

“Chill out, Dash.”added Twilight.

‘I can't,'I thought to myself bitterly. 'I just can't'

Then I cracked.

“Does anypony, anypony in this WHOLE school realize what this means?!” I yelled angrily.

“I do,” said Babs weakly. “It means: no Quidditch, no band, no Fashionista Club, no chess Club, no book club, no critter club,no gobstones Club, no Choir, no Cheerleader club, no true Defense Against The Dark Arts class which means we'll fail our exams, and basically no clubs, bands, no teams, no extracurricular activities whatsoever!” she finished.

"Yep" I thought miserably. "That means I will never be in the Wonderbolts".

“Oh. My. Celestia! Not. Cool!” said the twins Those two are in like, every club at Hogwarts.

3 hours previously...

“I'm so nervicited!” said Pinkie.

“Me too!” added Pinkamena.

“Tell me about it,” I muttered, deadpanning.

“Cheer up girlies!” Said the twins.

“I hope she's a good teacher,” said Twilight. “That book is actually boring, no educational value in it at all!”

Everypony present sniggered. I facepalmed, and said “Egghead,” with a groan. “My brain hurts. And probably is going to explode, if it already hasn't, if it hasn't then it's definitely on overdrive.” I added. Twilight face palmed. “Ooh!! Let's find some good seats!” squealed the twins from WAY ahead in the line.

“I think I'm going to take a nap,” I said once we were at the front of the line.

“For the first time ever, I think I'm going to take a nap in class, too. But not because a teacher is droning” chimed Twilight.

“I think Nata's already on that path,” piped up Sunset. Sonata looked rather bored already, and I simply rolled my eyes.

“Come in, dearies!” said a voice. I knew this was Umbridge instantly. The whole room was sickeningly hot pink, covered in annoying lace doilies, below vases full of dried flowers. She also had an array of plates with cats on them, wearing, in my opinion, hideous ribbons. I looked at Fluttershy, and I was relieved to see that she was also disgusted by the decor, especially those creepy technicolor kittens and their ribbons. Rarity nearly fainted when she entered, and she hissed “This is an utter crime against fashion! Her robes and the decor included. Oh, I feel lightheaded,” We sat around a table near the front and the Cutie Mark Crusaders took the table behind us.

“I hope this ain't gonna be just wastin' time,” said Apple Bloom

“I know cuz,” added Babs.

“Yeah, we could be in the library...Or hang out under the trees in front of the lake,” piped up Sweetie Belle. “You said it, girl!” said Scootaloo.

“Fist bump!” I said and Scootaloo and I fist bumped.

“Quiet!” whispered Twilight.

“I trust you all have your books, correct?” inquired Professor Umbridge.

“Yes ma'am!” said everyone.

“I would prefer you address me not as "ma'am" but as "Professor Umbridge". Are we clear?” stated Professor Umbridge.

“Yes, Professor Umbridge.” droned the class.

"I am SO bored!" I thought. I sneaked a glance at Twilight and just barely stifled a snigger.

“Sleepy, eh, Twilight?” I said, smugly.

“Shut-” She fell onto the desk and fell fast asleep.

I smirked, and said “Ha!” under my breath.

“Touché, Dashie, touché...” said Rarity silkily.

“Ugh, will you be QUIET!” I mouthed furiously. I was glad Professor Umbridge hadn't noticed us.

Fluttershy raised her hand. “Yes, Miss Shy?” questioned Professor Umbridge.

“Um, do we need our wands?” asked Fluttershy.

The Professor let out a high, tinkling giggle and said, “No dearie!” she replied in her sickening tone.

“O-okay,” whispered Fluttershy. I gave her a wink.

“Now, if you please, turn to the Prologue and Overview section of the book. There will be no need to talk.” said Umbridge sweetly. I rolled my eyes, thinking "This day just stinks"

BOOM.

The castle shook slightly. Twilight woke with a start. Thank Celestia, she got that she needed to be quiet. “What was that?!” shrieked Umbridge.

“Just a little Chaos, 'Lores” said a voice I recognized as Discord's.

“Good job!” I muttered as Discord flew past me. Discord smirked and proceeded to wreak, for lack of a better word, utter Chaos.

The twins and Cheese Sandwich unleashed their party cannons. Diamond Tiara screamed. So Umbridge didn't discover us in the pandemonium, we fled. But not before I snapped pictures of Umbridge to post on Pinterest, InstaGrain, and all the other social media I had.

“Oh, sweet Celestia she looks livid,” I muttered.

“Agreed,” moaned Rarity. I raced outside to go for a fly and get away from HER before she found us.

~End Of Flashback~

“Hold on a sec...” Pinkamena muttered, pacing in circles facing a stretch of empty wall, muttering to herself. “Ah....Here it is!” she announced.

“What is this?” asked Babs.

“This little fillies,” began Pinkie.

“I am not little!” snapped Babs. “I am fourteen and I have my cutie mark!”

“So do we!” scoffed the CMC's insulted, “but we are thirteen.”

“Okey-Dokey-Loki! Anyhoo, there is one place where we can do all that, plus our D.A.D.A stuff in peace.”

We had subject orientation today and our teacher, Umbridge, will not let us use magic and all we do is read a silly book. “Can we do Quidditch in there too?” asked Scootaloo.

“Yep!” giggled Pinkamena.

“What room is this?” inquired Sonata Dusk.

“The one and only Room Of Requirement!” Gushed the twins.

“Wow,” breathed Flutters once we entered “Just wow,”

“This. Is. Awesome!” I gushed happily.

“I think we need to come up with a group name.” said Twilight.

“What about the We Hate Umbridge Group?” suggested the twins.

“Or The Ministry Are Morons Group,” said the CMCs.

“Or the Combat (Magic) Association, or the C. A. for short” Suggested Sunset.

“Yeah! But let's make it stand for Celestia's Army!” said Sonata. “Isn't that the Ministry's greatest fear?” she asked.

“Yes!” exclaimed Sunset.

"Then let's do this!"