Spy School

This is an original story of mine that I'd like to share

Skyelar: Quiet! Do you want “Captain Royce” to catch us?!

Perrie: Sorry! We can’t fit down the tunnel at the same time!

Skyelar: Oh all right! But we need to keep moving!

Perrie: Or we would-

Both: fail this assignment!

Perrie: Whoa-ho-ho-ho! Check out this laser web!

Skyelar: Pffft. Piece of cake!

Perrie: Cake? Yummy!

Skyelar: Perrie! Focus! We need to get through these, not talk about them!

Perrie: Oh! Right-sorry!

Skyelar: Hmm...Aha! We’ve got to go all out to get through here. That means doing everything we know. Now let’s do this!

Perrie: Uh-oh! This. Is. Bad. Bad. Bad Bad. Bee-ay-dee. BAD!

Skyelar: What?

Perrie: R-roller c-c-coaster!

Skyelar: I thought you liked them!

Perrie: If it doesn’t have water, fog, and huge drops!

Skyelar: Oh. Well, if we’re gonna pass this assignment, then we’ve got to do it.

Perrie: Fine. But most likely, I’ll be screaming my head off the whole time even if it’s un-spy-like.

Skyelar: You do realize you just made up a word, right?

Perrie: N-not the point. Let’s get this o-over w-w-w-with.

Perrie: That was less terrifying than I expected.

Captain Royce: Hello ladies.

Both: Hello.

Royce: Although I am a hologram, know you are being watched very closely for this assignment.

Both: Yes ma’am.

Royce: Good. Now, you will be tested.

Skyelar: Um, Perrie? I’m getting a bad vibe about this.

Perrie: S-same.

Zander: Hello, ladies. It’s my turn to have a little fun with you.

Perrie: You’re not a holo, are you?

Zander: Pfft. No.

Skyelar: Then, what. Do. You. Want?!

Zander: Just to have fun with you. Hmm, maybe I should...No…aha!

Perrie: Let’s get outta here!

Skyelar: Agreed.

Zander: Come back here!

Both: Not. A. Chance! Yah! Hi-yah!

Zander: Aha! Here we go! The Body-Switcher Serum! It will switch your bodies.

Both: OW!

Perrie (Skyelar): This is weird.

Skyelar (Perrie): Agreed. Now, let’s get him!

Zander: Hello again! To switch back you just have to finish this assignment, and then drink cobalt blue Coke.

Perrie: You’re gonna pay for that!

Zander: Ha! You wish!

Skyelar: When Skyelar makes threats she almost never kids about them.

Zander: Really? Then, let’s see about that.

Skyelar: Almost...there! We’re...almost...there!

Perrie: DONE!

Skyelar: Now we can switch back!

Perrie: Yes. And we need to find him and that Coke!

Skyelar: Let’s go find ’em!

Royce: Good job ladies.

Both: Captain Royce, can we go find him?

Royce: You may. Here’s your Coke.

Both: Thanks.

Skyelar: Let’s get ‘im!

Zander: Hello again. Prepare to meet your doom!

Perrie: I highly doubt that.

Skyelar: Why’re you trying to to all this..ahem...stuff anyway?

Zander: I’m practicing to be an undercover spy/evil scientist who works for a certain evil scientist.

Perrie: Who?

Zander: Obviously, Octavian.

Skyelar: That crazy guy who disembowels stuffed animals, people, and actual animals because he thinks they can tell him omens?

Zander: Of course!

Skyelar; Okay. I suppose we could forgive you.

Perrie: As long as you don’t literally try to do that to us.

Zander: Pfft. I’d never stoop that low. And, thank you!

THE END