Pranking Revenge: Staplers, Jason, Thalia, Apollo's sun car

I was furious. No, I was livid... That's still an understatement. I'm as angry as any sensible demigod would be when they were taken away from their favorite thing. Translation: I was pissed. Thalia decided to prank me by telling all of my students to get me staplers for my birthday. Thalia knows how much I abhor those things. In fact, that's what I bit into when I was two and I still have that scar. Anyway, I decided to prank my dear sister for her birthday. Ah, revenge is sweet.

Step One: I gathered all of my staplers and staples.

Step Two: I asked my dear half-brother, Apollo, if I could insert staples to the bottom of his car. I'm glad he said yes.

Step Three: Lure Thalia out of camp.

Step Four: Knock her out and staple her to Apollo's car.

Step Five: At sunrise, tell Apollo to step on it. And sing THE most embarrassing songs about Thalia, make up poems about her, make up haikus about her, etc.

Step six: Watch in delight as Thalia gets more and more embarrased and freaked out.

After that I'm pretty sure this will never happen again. Jason Grace 1, Thalia Grace nada, zip, NOTHING!

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