What If...Piper Bought A Stapler For Jason

"Piper, what's this?" I asked as I surveyed the office supplies that Piper bught for my office. "Jason, I understand yor aversion to this, but they're really useful. In other words, it's a stapler." said Piper.

"WHAT?!" I screamed. "No. No. NO! I am not having a stapler in my office. Hades, no."

"Jason, it's just a stapler." said Piper.

My left eye started twitching. "Just a stapler? JUST A STAPLER?!" I roared.

Piper facepalmed. "You'll need to have one in your office, Sparky, whether you use it or not."

"Ugh, fine, Piper"

"Good"

Just a random thought that floated intomy head last night, I told my friends and they thought it was hilarious so I posted it.

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